I've looked everywhere for a photo of this first contraption to no avail. The best I can do is describe it. Please understand this is difficult for me because I feel stupid just describing it. I can't recall the name either, possibly selective memory loss. The "device" consisted of a wooden square about 1/2 inch thick, about the size of a bathroom scale. Seated atop the wooden square was a round cork board disc that would spin with movement. The idea was to stand on the round disc and "twist" from side to side; yes, just like Chubby Checker.
This trinket did not work. I tried it twice. The first time, I fell off; the second time I felt stupid. Again, I feel stupid just thinking about it. It didn't work for me, and apparently it didn't work for Chubby.
Now another item in my list of goods I spent money on was an Ab Lounger. It really does work for some people. Apparently I am not one of those. Luckily for me, I purchased it shortly before I purchased a new house and was able to use it as a household chair until my furniture arrived. It was very comfortable as a recliner. It was ergonomically correct for me. It felt good just to lay around in/on it. It did not feel good to me when I used it. It felt like work. It was after this purchase that I realized a valuable lesson : do not pay others to make you work. That's just plain goofy.
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Decisions.....Decisions |
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Duh. |
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Really? No. I am the master of my own thighs. |
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Enough said. |
Richard Simmons Deal-a-Meal was another investment that failed me. Rather, I bought it and failed to use it. Back in the day it was a pretty expensive kit. It came with a cool wallet and everything. I love Richard. Richard has helped a lot of people lose a lot of pounds. Imagine my feelings of failure when Richard could not help me. I couldn't even keep up with this:
I have some fitness equipment I do believe in and use. Again, many products and concepts work but the purchaser has to make more than a monetary investment. It seems through the years I had so many other investments, too many balls on the tennis court of life, that I couldn't afford to invest in me. Maybe I should give poor Richard a second chance?!?
Here is a link to one of my favorite websites and their most helpful take on fitness equipment:
SparkPeople
This website has a lot to offer those who are looking for support, education, food and fitness trackers, and so much more.
What a great post! I love Richard, too!
ReplyDeleteAfter some introspection, I admit that my failed attempts include boxes of protein shakes (meal replacements), a yoga ball that rolls away every time it sees me, elastic bands that might work if they ever get out of the box, and a Schwinn Airdyne stationary bike that DOES work when it's not pretending to be a closet. Also, I'm pretty sure I have enough weights lying around to ensure even an F5 tornado couldn't pick up our house. Sigh.